508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize