NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it's like iHOP with fire
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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