I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We left the knife in your bed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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