I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Terrible idea I love it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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