areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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