I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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