you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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