dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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