didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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