): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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