i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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