I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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