as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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