No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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