I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
