I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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