If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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