what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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