help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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