She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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