What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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