I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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