Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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