this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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