Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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