vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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