hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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