He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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