I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so letās just shut it down right now
I donāt care if thereās a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and Iām going to use it!
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