I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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