Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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