She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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