his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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