Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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