can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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