So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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