: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
ttyl tear gas
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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