Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Pooping to opera.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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