DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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