It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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