there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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