you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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