My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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