READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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