At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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