When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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