The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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