I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Drunk is not a location!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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