Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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