I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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