i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Randomize