so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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