White coat. Heels.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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