You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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