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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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