ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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