In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I could fuck to npr.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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