I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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